Yes, we at AS THE LINEUP TURNS are hanging onto our seats, waiting to see if we'll be renewed after the trading deadline, or if Terry Ryan will send us to Soap Heaven. But while we're still here, we'll be hanging on, precious viewers, yes we will.

Despite rumors that he would start tonight, Dougie has been benched for the third day in a row. The outfield is Stewart, Hunter, Jones, Ford will be DHing, Morneau at first, and Matthew LeCroy is, for some reason, catching.

ATLT operative Batgirl will not be able to listen to the pregame, so if anyone hears any updates/rationale about the line-up, please post in the comments for the benefit of all our viewers.

That's all for today. Tune in tomorrow, for another exciting episode of: