Every year around the World Series the BatKitties declare their allegiances, and usually they are in accord, especially when one of the teams is named after a big fish. Let's just say there was a lot of teal in the litter box last year. But this year, it seems the house is divided. BatKitty One likes the BoSox for their curse-ending quest as well as their unkempt insane and/or homeless looks, while Batkitty Two prefers the Cardinals for their triumvirate of superstars as well as their small ball. Plus cardinals are delicious, with a slight fruity aftertaste.

Needless to say, things are pretty tense around here. Can this family survive?