While Batgirl's pretty sure Johan Santana's been other men's nonsexual man-crush all his life, she doesn’t know exactly what sweet Lew is going to think of all this.

But he better to get used to it; in addition to his harem, Lew has a whole group of male Twins fans who just want to snuggle him as they go to bed at night. And is it any wonder? For the second game in a week, Lew used the force to change the complexion of a game. Today the Twins were unable to do anything against Kevin Millwood, other than a few two out rallys which were promptly squashed by some ass-battery. Until the sixth inning, when Sweetcheeks and Little Sweetcheeks both got two-out hits and then Lew Ford came up and hit the ball to center. Much like Ford himself, his hit looked deceptively ordinary, until it carried all the way over the fence into the Cleveland bullpen.

And no, BG doesn't like giving all these BOD's to non-Team Batgirl Boyfriends, but what is she supposed to do? Mr. Head Injury's been out, Stewie and the Chairman have been contributing more quietly, and when you have people like Terry Tiffee on the team, well, it's just hard to compete. Not to mention Lew Ford who is, once again, the Boyfriend of the Day.

Field/ Readers 5 (2 Ford, 1 each Hunter, Tiffee, Santana.), Sooz/ Stewie 1, Batgirl/Joe 1, Goober/Dr. Morneau 1.