We should be rewarding offensive excellence here, because Gwynn knows we need to encourage all of that we can get, but, um, hello. Johan es en fuego. 8 innings, 12 strikeouts, 2 hits, no runs, one big Cy Young case, and one more
Boyfriend of the Day. Thank you, Mr. President.

Readers/The Field 24; Goober/Doctor 22; Sooz/(Cuddy) 11; Batbaby/Torii 10; Batgirl/Chairman 7; Jeb/Lewwww 4.