They've altered the intolerable Jared Jewelry 'CCO commerical for Mother's Day, which is thus far winning the competition for which 'CCO commercial is going to drive Batgirl mad first. In fact, Batgirl will never spend her hard-earned dollars at Jared Jewelry, or at Goodman either, because of the cruelty they've inflicted on her poor delicate eardrums.

Anyway, Jared suggests you can buy a nice piece of gold jewelry for your mom for Mother's Day. Then they conclude that gold jewelry is "Warm, Romantic, Sensual."

Gross.

Posted by Batgirl at April 21, 2004 09:22 PM