We present to you EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE of a terrible tragedy that happened during fielding practice today. The Twins organization, fearful the incident will affect the stadium debate, are trying to hush it up, but Team Batgirl has the goods. You won't see this on FSN!

GIANT KITTY ATTACKS TWINS PLAYERS.

I NEVER SAW IT COMING, SAID JOE ROA.

"First Marty Foster, now this," said Gardy, shaking his head. "You never know what's going to happen in baseball. You can have a terrible roadtrip, use up your whole bullpen twice in four games, and then you get home for an off-day and the whole team gets attacked by a giant kitty...."