(Okay, actually, Batgirl totally stole this from Twins Geek, but it was too good.)

Is Johan Santana your boyfriend? Or the boyfriend of someone you really, really like? Well, you, yes you, can bid on Johan's phat Ford Explorer, AND get a signed used game jersey, AND dinner for four with the Johanninator. That way beats BatMom's signed Dazzle Ball.

Hey, Batgirl.