Given that it was Corey Koskie doing yoga on Batgirl earlier this week, and he is so Proud to Be a Canadian, it was only a matter of time before Batgirl's ingenious and industrious readership came up with new lyrics for the Lee Greenwood paean to the land of the Maple Leaf. Batgirl, with the help of loyal readers RonDavis, el diablo, and kw, gives you "Krishna Bless Y.O.G.A." May its lyrics get Koskie off the DL soon. If you think they are not inspiring enough, feel free to add your own.
From the vinyasas of Ashtanga, to the heat of Bikram
Across the universal consciousness, from Ashram to Holy Ashram
From Iyenger to Kripalu, from Bryan Kest to Kali Ray
Let us not forget our sun salute that makes us gurus say:I'm proud to be into Yoga
'Cuz it means my body's free
And I won't forget the swamis who stretched
To give my chi to me
And I'd gladly stand up(!) next to you
In mountain pose today
'Cuz there ain't no doubt I'm on the eightfold path
Krishna bless Y.O.G.A.
Corey in Proud Warrior