Well, shit, I don’t know. It’s tempting to give it to Luis, given the whole-game winning homer type of thing. Except it wasn’t really a homer, really. I mean sort of. Maybe? Boo Berry was fab, of course, but is he really boyfriend material? He's named after a cereal guy, and it's a cereal they don't even make anymore. I think this one is going to go to Dougie—2 for 3, with two walks and a RBI. And anytime he gets on base, that’s something we want to support.

Field/Readers 11, Dougie/Goober 7, Corey/Jeb 7, Stewie/Sooz 6, Joe/Batgirl 3.