You’re big, you look like you eat a lot of Twinkies, you’ve been voted out of MINNESOTA TWINS: HOT OR NOT and you look like TC Bear. And you’re not always the best DH ever, but you sure are the best pinch hitter since Kirk Gibson. You’ve had three official pinch hit ABs and in each of those three appearances, you’ve hit a homer. That’s pretty cool. Tonight’s turned the game from 3-1 to a 3-3 game, and you set the momentum for the Twins victory. Plus your name is kind of French. And that’s why you, Matthew LeCroy, are the Boyfriend of the Day

Field/Readers 12, Corey/Jeb & Dougie/Goober 7, Sooz/Shannon 6, Joe/Batgirl 3.