As regular readers know, the Give Joe Mauer a Nickname contest, while well-intentioned, has been fraught with difficulty. Nonetheless, Team Batgirl is confident that together we can all work through this difficult time.

Batgirl has taken the top four vote getters, and then included her own personal favorite, divided up any two-part entries, and created AN ENTIRELY NEW POLL!

Voting is ostensibly once-per-day, though perhaps you're only allowed to vote once. Who really knows? Batgirl is a lover, not a programmer.

Voting will end Wednesday around noon.