Dear Carlos Silva,

That was pretty awesome, that whole complete game shut-out thing. Especially since you did it while letting more runners on base than J. Lo has fiancés. But you were not fazed. You said, "I am Carlos the Jackal! I fear nothing!" You gave us hope that we might have a good #3 starter, which we really need what with Lohse pitching like a chimp on ritalin. Plus that postgame interview, while utterly incomprehensible, was the most adorable thing I've ever seen. So you, Carlos Silva, are the Boyfriend of the Day.

Love,
Batgirl