From the esteemed Mr. Skorch:

Batlings: With the two major parties having wrapped up their conventions to trot out the tired horses they're offering up for this year's most important decision, it's time for us to show Washington and the rest of the country who's getting Minnesota's electoral votes this year.  By the end of the night all will know that this battleground state goes to neither the Democrats nor the Republicans, but to the Ks. 

Gate B, Section 141, first pitch is at 7:10.  Skorch will be outside the gate by 6:30 to lead the early arrivals with his blue "Minnesota" jersey, Santana/Nathan '04 shirt underneath, and sombrero.  If you arrive later someone will be posted by the stairs until the starting lineups are announced.  After that you'll have to keep an eye out for us, hopefully we won't be hard to pick out.

Above all else the goal is for us to have a blast and enjoy a Twins win as Santana makes his bid for Cy Young and presidential victory.  Skorch hopes to see you there.