Oh, it's been so long! The BODSHC has felt listless lately. For what good is being a Supreme High Comandress if there's nothing to Command?

How have the Batlings kept up with the Boyfriend of the Day? Have you been playing at home? Have you been picking your own boyfriends amongst yourselves? Is it always Terry Tiffee? Is there a whole Terry Tiffee Boyfriend Society? Do you have songs and a secret handshake and a special knock? Batgirl cannot blame you. There will certainly be many TuffeeTiffee BOD's to come.

But not today. There were just two boyfriends in the lineup today...and the Twins won't be at full boyfriend manpower until Cordel gets his latest bionic body part implanted. But tonight the Twins were much indebted to one Shannon Stewart for two of their three runs. In the third inning, he took the first pitch and hit it to 8 Mile, where Carlos Silva was still getting in Eminem's grill. Then in the 7th, with Pat Borders on, Stewart did what he does all the time, hitting a nice quiet single and advancing Borders to second. Borders would score on Jones's single to give the Twins the winning run, and that makes Shannon Stewart the Boyfriend of the Day.

Field/Readers 16, Corey/Jeb 12, Shannon/ Sooz 11, Dr. Morneau/Goober 9, Chairman Mauer/Batgirl 6.