Batten down the hatches. Man the torpedoes. Strap down the kitties. Duct tape the windows. Bolt the barn door. Secure loose articles. Call the neighbors. Warn the children. Hide the valuables. Tuck in your shirt. Shine those shoes. Bow your head. Set your jaw. Clear your mind.

It's playoff time.

Batgirl has been in training all year, honing her skills for this moment. She has spent the last 24 hours in a secure, undisclosed location, preparing herself mentally and physically, and she is ready.

And you, my friends? Are you ready? Do you have your jerseys, your hats, your homer hankies? Do you have your faith, your hope, your heart, your hustle? Do you have your steely-eyed determination, your can-do attitude, your unwavering faith in the face of great odds? Are you ready?

Okay then. Let's play ball.