First, from Monday's game against the Big Teal, BatCubReporter Art from Fort Myers provides the lowdown.
Today's game was less than a spectacular for a number of reasons. Defense on both sides was pretty sloppy, and the offenses weren't much to write home about either. Cuddyer made a great play on Luis Castillo in the 1st (See images). Later, Rivas botched a hit & run leaving Redmond hung-up between 1st & 2nd. Lew Ford finally singled in the 5th, I think it was, thereby providing the Twins with their first hit of the game. Then Resto shattered his bat, with the barrel twirling into the crowd behind the Twins dugout along the 3rd base line. It struck a lady in the left hand leaving a gash that required stitches at the ER in nearby Gulf Coast Hospital. Other than that, she said that she expected to be OK. I know all this because as I was sitting at the stop light at the intersection of 6-Mile Cypress Pkwy and Daniels shortly after the incident, I looked over at the car next to me and here's this lady holding her bandaged left hand up with a chemical cold pack on it. I was able to get her attention and engaged her in a brief bit of conversation before the light changed. She seemed to be in fairly good spirits in spite of her ordeal, so I wished her well and they were on their way. For the record, she did not keep the "crummy old bat" because of its condition.
CSI: Fort Myers
The Remains
The Victim
Eyewitnesses
Look, Ma...
I'm playing third!
If I squeeze my face up really hard, I might get a hit.
This wouldn't have happened if I'd taken naked batting practice.
Finally, some media attention for Sweetcheeks.
And fron Insider, we have some delightful candids from a muggy practice earlier this week.
TK, frightening young ballplayers since 1986.
Man, baseball would be much more pleasant under a giant Teflon roof.
Some guy in a hat signs an autograph
Some guy with elbow surgery signs another one.
My cheeks are sweet too, but they're on my face!
And finally, Lubberhopper sends this magnificent picture of Tony and Gordette Oliva under an apt street sign. (And no, it's not "Totally-Screwed-Out-Of-The-Hall-Parkway.")
