In the 6th inning of tonight's game, the Kansas City Royals turned a 4 run deficit into a 4-4 tie. In the 7th, Michael Cuddyer walked, Little Nicky Punto led off with a base hit, then Shannon Stewart got hit by a pitch. In Batgirl's very recent memory, having the bases loaded with no outs did not necessarily portend good things for the Twins, but today Jason Bartlett changed all that with one beautiful swing. Before anyone knew what happened, Bartlett—who already had an RBI double in the game—had come into third base with a triple, the Twins had gone ahead by three runs from which they would never look back, and Bartlett had given himself his very first Boyfriend of the Day.

The B.O.D.S.H.C. would like to extend special boyfriend recognition to LNP (Little Nicky Punto). Dare to dream, Little Nicky.

Jeb/Lewwww 4, Field/ Readers 4, Sooz/ Stewie 2, Batgirl/Joe 1, Goober/Dr. Morneau 1.