This is a tough one. Protocol Droid Shannon Stewart, who is fluent in over six million forms of communication, had two hits, two runs, and two RBIs, while Luke Fordwalker had three hits, three runs, and one RBI. A nice performance by both, but I'm going to give it to Shannon, who smacked his ninth inning home run like he was bullseyeing womprats in his T-16 back home.

Field/Readers 8, Jeb/Lewwww 6, Sooz/ Stewie 5, Goober/Dr. Morneau 4, Batgirl/Joe 2.