In honor of Prince's birthday, these lyrics from Brink in the game thread.

"I knew a dude named Torii
Guess you could say he was a base thief
I saw him in the D'backs ballpark
Running bases like you won't believe
He said 'how'd you like a winning run?'
And I could not resist when I saw little torii sliiiide..."

BG was all set to give this to Stewie, despite Torii's two solo dingers, for Stewie's super-sexy at bat in the fifth that resulted in the Twins second run of the game--that was until Rincon gave up a three-run dinger and the Twins had to make a run in the ninth. Well, leave it to Sweetcheeks--he got on with a single, did the voodoo on the base paths that he do, and after a Little Sweetcheeks single, got home to score the winning run on a phat hook slide. And all that fabulousness makes you, Darlin' Torii, the Boyfriend of the Day. Thank you for a funky time.