Fellow Batling heraldguy sez:

To All and Singular To Whom These Presents Shall Come, Greetings: Whereas we, the devotees of the great Lady Batgirl do desire to attend en masse a contest featuring our beloved Minnesota Twins, Be it known to all that we shall be attending said contest on Saturday, the 18th day of June, 2005. Be it further known that we do intend meeting in section 214, and that this event is open to all who would enjoy our company.

So if you're looking for Twins love and/or companionship, go all the way down the first base line tomorrow night and join the party! Who knows? The event might produce some matchups of future padres and madres. But please, not on the first date.

And I've been reminded to say: "sorry, ladies, Joe Mauer will not be attending due to previously-scheduled on-field commitments."