Um. How do you work this thing... Can you hear me? Is this thing on?

Batgirl said that the other members of Team Batgirl and I could fire up the B.O.D.S.H.C.-tron while she was on the other side of the planet. I can feel the power emanating from the thing--the capacity to break Twins’ and their respective boyfriends’/girlfriends’/man-crushes’ hearts, or lift them up into the glorious atmosphere of the people’s ovation.
Michael Cuddyer had a homer and three RBI, continuing a hot streak that included a “yes” from his now-fiancé over the weekend, but with the power invested in me by the B.O.D.S.H.C.-tron I pronounce Lew, for his two-out game-winner, Boyfriend of the Day.

Field/Readers 16, Sooz/Stewie 11, Jeb/Lewwww 9, Goober/Dr. Morneau 7, Batgirl/Joe 6.