The Twins scored four runs today. You hit in two, scored one, and saved a Bitch Sox run with a sweeeeet throw, and that makes you, Lew Fordwalker, the Boyfriend of the Day.

Field/Readers 17, Sooz/Stewie 11, Jeb/Lewwww 11, Batgirl/ Joe 9, Goober/Dr. Morneau 7.