On Wednesday, Sports Illustrated published a Fan Value Index asking which ballpark gives fans the "most bang for their buck." Using a complicated formula, they determined that the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome "may be the worst place to watch a baseball game in America."
Now, really. Batgirl is tired of all these big city east coast fancy dan media elite coming in and harshing on the HumpDome. Sure, it's an assheap, but it's OUR assheap. There must be worse places to watch a baseball game—prison, a cesspool, the floor of a poultry processing facility, levels five through nine of hell, the south side of Chicago.
Readers, can you think of others?
Posted by Batgirl at September 2, 2005 12:06 AM