Batgirl,
With the Twins casket getting the final nail pounded into it over the weekend I say we, as loyal Twins fans as well as fans of great baseball and its players, pull together and root for the man with the rocket arm. Roger Clemens is going to pitch tonight after losing the most important woman in his life, his mother, earlier this morning. With the Astros down a game and a half, maybe all they need is some love from up north. And I'll tell you what, no matter what, tonight Roger Clemens will be my "nonsexual man crush of the day." I hope the site has something to honor this giant of a man.

Sincerely,
Up North