In the comments to yesterday's post, Batlings have begun a hot and purely unsubstantiated Hank Blalock-to-Twins rumor. There are rumors that Hankles is going to Florida, though there are more rumors that the Fish would then turn him around and trade him to someone else. [Not anymore. --ed.]His salary is not unworkable; what we need is something to trade. Batlings have generally shown an unwillingness to lose our hot young startling [STARTLING: A young starting pitcher. -ed.] pitching, so let's get creative here. Remember, this might hurt a bit. I have seasons 1-4 of the X-Files on DVD and I'm willing to trade them for Hank Blalock. (I'm not trading my complete set of Buffy DVDs though, except for maybe David Ortiz. And even then, I'd have to think about it.)