Jeb has gone out and slaughtered BG a delicious tofurky with his bare man-hands, and BG is quite excited. Meanwhile, she wants to take this opportunity to give thanks for Jeb and Goober and Sooz and BatMom and Dad and the Batkittes 3, and also Joe Mauer and Johan Santana. And if any power hitting right hannders should come our way in the next few months, Batgirl would like to give thanks, in advance. Lots of thanks.

Run! Run for your life!