Dear Batgirl,

The White Sox have only won five spring training games so far this year (the fewest of any team). Is this because they are saving their wins for the regular season? Or because they used up all of their wins last year? Or has that whole deal-with-the-devil thing just worn off?

Curiously,

hrunting

Dear Ms.Runting,

This is an excellent question and one that has been troubling Batgirl. While of course spring training means nothing, it's still puzzling. Has the post World Series hangover simply not left them? Did Aaron Rowand enact some sort of horrible miniature curse on them when he left? Or is it the revenge of Buehrle's Soul?

Batgirl would welcome any and all theories, as she is bumfuzzled.

Sincerely, Batgirl