Lordy, I don't even know what to do with myself. Maybe it's the cold medicine talking, but this thing could go to any of them. There's the Chairman, with his 3 hits, 2 runs, hustle on a hit-and-run, and stolen base. There's the Doctor, with his actual A#1 RBI getting the game's second run and making the game look winnable after all. And Lew Ford for blowing the Jays' fielders minds. And Stewie with his go ahead homer and awesome catch despite all the Jays fans throwing things at him. And it's not nice to throw things at people, but if that makes him play like this, well, I'll meet you in left field. But the BOD bylaws specifically allow for rewarding exceptional performances by non TBB (Team Batgirl Boyfriends) and I pretty much think when you hit a grand slam, that's pretty exceptional, and in the spirit of positive reinforcement Batgirl now tells every Twins hitter when you hit a grand slam, you get to be BOD--and when you combine that with four hits, three runs, and six RBIs, that earns you, Torii Sweetcheeks Hunter, the season's first Boyfriend of the Day.

Field/Readers 1, All else 0.