I was feelin' . . . so bad,
I asked my family doctor just what I had,
I said, "Doctor, . . .
(Doctor . . .)
Mr. M.D., . . .
(Doctor . . .)
Now can you tell me, tell me, tell me,
What's ailin' me?"
(Doctor . . .)

He said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Yes, indeed, all you really need . . .
(Good Lovin')
Is me to hit the ball many many moose antlers out of the park and get six RBIs in one game.
Yeah!"

Readers/The Field: 5; Batbaby/Torii: 4; Sooz/Stewie 2; Goober/Dr. Morneau: 2; Jeb/Lewwww 1, Batgirl/JoeJoe 0