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To: Ron Gardenhire (NoNoNellie)
From: Terry Ryan ()
Subject: Proposed Pitching Rotations
Priority: Urgent

Gardy...Let me know what you think!..xxxooo TR

Option 1
Day #1: El Presidente
Day #2: Liriano
Day #3: El Presidente
Day #4: Liriano
Day #5: El Presidente (problem, El P back-to-back starts?)

Option 2
Day #1: El Presidente
Day #2: Liriano
Day #3: T-Fat (Lots of potential!)
Day #4: Dan Gladden (Not bad in '89)
Day #5: Jim Thome (…Hey, maybe we should trade for him?)

Option 3
Day #1: El Presidente
Day #2: Liriano
Day #3: Mr. Winkles (pro: amulet of keen, con: gnome)
Day #4: BatMom (pro: lefty! con: smokes catnip)
Day #5: Meryl Streep (so versatile!)

Option 4
Day #1: El Presidente
Day #2: Liriano
Day #3: Radke
Day #4: Lohse
Day #5: Baker
j/k!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! : )

Option 5:
Day #1: El Presidente
Day #2: Liriano
Day #3: Blyleven (pro: good curveball, con: adverbs)
Day #4: Mudcat Grant (pro: good singer, con: needs cane)
Day #5: Walter Johnson (pro: lots of strikeouts, con: dead)