There's been some grumbling out there. And don't think I haven't heard it. Some people think that Cuddles, with his dimples and grand slams, is being discriminated against on account of his hitting so well in our losing efforts. To which I say: "Waah." Other people say, "that Mauer kid seems to be leading the league in just about everything from sideburns to aw shucks, so why does he only have four BODs?" To which I say: "Too bad so sad." And yet, the giant super-computers in the batquarters chug along, and spit our their irrefutable findings, and another B.O.D. is named. Justice? Probably not. But Justin? You bet. Thanks for the timely dinger, Doc, because that makes you the Boyfriend of the Day.

Readers/The Field: 9; Goober/Doctor: 9; Batbaby/Torii: 6; Batgirl/Chairman 4; Jeb/ Lewwww3; Sooz/Stewie 2.