Um, doctor?
Has anyone in your family ever taught you about sharing?
I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm thrilled with this whole homer every day thing. And the whole batting average nearing .280. And the RBI total getting close to Big Papi. But you're running away with this thing and frankly Goober's getting a little bit bigheaded about it all. Maybe tomorrow you could hit your homer after the Twins have gotten a commanding lead, huh? Wouldn't that be nice? Even nicer than teaching another teammate to dance?

Anyway, doc, I'm just suggesting that you keep up your torrid pace, yet find ways to share the Boyfriend of the Day.

Goober/Doctor: 13; Readers/The Field: 9; Batbaby/Torii: 6; Batgirl/Chairman 4; Jeb/ Lewwww3; Sooz/Stewie 2