A hard one. BG just doesn't know what to do when the Doctor doesn't get this thing, it's been so long. And really any number of Twins contributed to the win, from His Boofness to the Revenge of the Red Wings trio (Tiffles and Kubel and Bart, oh my!) getting us all of our runs to Rincon and Dennys Sampler tying things up so nicely. And BG didn't know what she was going to do until the very end of the game when the Nathannator struck out Phil Nevin for his 100th career save. 100th save? He's been a closer for two and a half years? Crap. That's awesome. And that makes you, the Veep/Automatic/the Nathanest of Joes/ Twitchy McXanax, the Boyfriend of the Day.

Goober/Doctor: 13; Readers/The Field: 10; Batbaby/Torii: 6; Batgirl/Chairman 4; Jeb/ Lewwww3; Sooz/Stewie 2