The Twins are going through outfielders like they used to go through utility infielders, but the thing is, when we call these guys up, they're just awesome. Keep breakin' em, Batgirl says, because apparently there's just another one waiting in the wings to show the other guys how it's done. Like tonight. It didn't seem like anyone could convert with RISP--except for a fresh-faced call-up that just rolled off the bus. Jason Tyner bookended the scoring with clutch two-out singles in the second and the tenth, resulting in 2/3rds of the Twins runs for the day and giving you, Jason Tyner, your very first Boyfriend of the Day.

Goober/Doctor: 15; Readers/The Field: 13; Batbaby/Torii: 8; Batgirl/Chairman 6; Jeb/ Lewwww3; Sooz/Stewie 3.