Batgirl is no fan of Captain Cheeseburger Sabathia. You know why? Throwing at people isn't nice. You end up doing things like ruining their entire season, and then they get pneumonia and appendicitis and the plague and it's pretty much all your fault, and then the guy isn't the same for, like, two years. He also goes something like 0-12 against you because you're a big fat meanie and he's a nice little Canadian boy, and they might talk tough with their hockey and stuff, but inside they are just big ol' pudding pops and terrified of psychotic people. But, you know what? That nice little Canadian boy? He's found his form again and he's not scared of you any more. And tonight he went 3-4 against you, including an infield base hit, which is kind of hysterical because he can't run that much faster than you. And then when the score is 4-2 in the 8th, he gets up and hits the ball a jillion moose antlers. And it didn't help win the game or anything, but watching CC do the ol' home run swivel was so much fun, and then he threw a huge tantrum about there being a hole in the mound (ahem) and it just made Batgirl so very very happy, really, so very, very happy, and that's why you, Dr. Morneau, are the Boyfriend of the Day.

(A big BOD shout out to LNP for textbook baserunning and serious Tiny Super Hero hustle. And to the Twins trainer, who is going to be extremely busy.)

Goober/Doctor: 16; Readers/The Field: 13; Batbaby/Torii: 8; Batgirl/Chairman 6; Jeb/ Lewwww3; Sooz/Stewie 3.