Everyone knows that the BODSHC is a sentimentalist. Give her a player down on his luck who comes through in the clutch and she's likely to give him the most coveted fake award in all of Twins bloggerdom. Like Sunday, when Mr. Down-On-His-Luck himself steps up and hits his first home run of the season and you could feel the joy reverberate through Twins Territory. And then yesterday he goes 2-3 with a walk and today he manages two home runs, going 3-4 with 2 RBIs and earning a standing O from the crowd—not to mention Batgirl and the Batkitties Three. And it's just so damned beautiful to watch, because we've been waiting for this, and we gave up, and we gave up a few more times, too, and then there was hope, and then more giving up, and then, well—BAM! BAM! BAM! Keep it up, Comeback Kid, and maybe you'll get more Boyfriends of the Day.

Goober/Doctor: 17; Readers/The Field: 16; Batbaby/(Kubes) 8; Batgirl/Chairman 6; Jeb/ (Silva) 3; Sooz/(Cuddy) 3.