Sometimes, all it takes is one hit. Like, say, when the bases are loaded and there are two outs and the Twins have just managed to score one run—and it’s the Kid pitching, so one run is going to be enough, right? Well, almost surely, but it would sure be fun to get another one—maybe two?

Picture courtesy of Andy in Wrigleyville.

Yes. Yes it would. We needed this one, needed to win this road series, head to Chicago with a new winning streak started, and for that to happen we needed Dr. Morneau to be the Boyfriend of the Day.

Goober/Doctor: 18; Readers/The Field: 16; Batbaby/(Kubes) 8; Batgirl/Chairman 6; Jeb/ (Silva) 3; Sooz/(Cuddy) 5.