You know, it was really too bad when Jason Tyner was called out at home in the seventh. It was a bad call, of course, and potentially so costly—a one run lead isn't exactly a comfortable one with Mr. Thome skulking around with that giant boom boom stick of his (not to mention BRIAN ANDERSON). And then Joe Mauer strode up with two outs and runners on first and third, and, oh Joe, it would be oh-so-nice if you might get a single here and get us one of those fancy dan insurance runs, wouldn't it be—

Oh.

Boom!

Or, as Twins Geek emailed to Batgirl:

HOW ABOUT THAT??!!?? THE CHAIRMAN AND PEOPLE OVERCOME THE INJUSTICE PERPETUATED BY THE UMPIRIAL INTERLOPERS!

Indeed. And that three run homer (the first homer off a lefty in 287 at bats) and timely display of awesomeness makes you, Chairman Mauer, the Boyfriend of the Day.

Goober/Doctor: 18; Readers/The Field: 16; Batbaby/(Kubes) 8; Batgirl/Chairman 7; Jeb/ (Silva) 3; Sooz/(Cuddy) 5.