What is this I spy before me? I cannot quite tell, I don't want to be too presumptuous, but if if looks like a reliable starter, smells like a reliable starter, and quacks like a reliable starter, then it, ladies and gentlemen and yankee fans, is Boof "John" Bonser, who held the Ligers to one run today, pitched himself out of some seriously tight jams with the grace and aplomb of someone not named after a vomiting noise, and put the Minnesota Twins three games out of first place. And that gives you, Boof Bonser, your very first Boyfriend of the Day.

Readers/The Field 25; Goober/Doctor 23; Sooz/(Cuddy) 11; Batbaby/Torii 10; Batgirl/Chairman 7; Jeb/Lewwww 4.