I know what you're going to say, I hear you, and believe you me, Mr. Johan Santana is the player of the game, and, of course, es en fuego. But after two of these in a row going to El Presidente, she wants to encourage offense, especially Team Batgirl Boyfriend offense, because what we need is these four guys to get mega hot all the way through October. And sometimes it's easy, and sometimes you have to create runs all by your lonesome. Like Sweetcheeks. It seems, at the beginning of the game, like runs might be at a premium (this would be prove to be rather…wrong) and so Sweetcheeks decided to make something happen. Base hit in the second, followed by a stolen base, followed by taking third on the throw to first on a strikeout, followed by scoring on sheer gall on a Jason Tyner foul ball, giving the Twins the second run of the game--which is all El Presidente needs--all on a bum foot. That's the sort of hustle and drive and piranhaism we didn't see during this little period of ass-battery, that's what we're going to need to find ourselves again, that's the sort of thing that can inspire a team and make a difference in the game, and the sort of thing that earns you, Sweetcheeks, the Boyfriend of the Day.

Readers/The Field 25; Goober/Doctor 23; Sooz/(Cuddy) 11; Batbaby/Torii 11; Batgirl/Chairman 7; Jeb/Lewwww 4.