This entry posted by Twayn, on assignment for Bat-girl.com

There were flashes of brilliance. And some really, really good effort. Plenty of hustle. Not a bad beginning at all to the unofficial Bat-girl.com 2007 Pre-Season Photo Caption Contest (that isn’t really a contest). A much better beginning than the Twins gave us last season, that's for sure. But I know we can do better.

Don't get me wrong, you all were great. You were. I blame myself. I'm the guy putting the lineup together. It was a good picture, but a little one-dimensional. And as much as I love Nicky, it did lack a little star power. So I need to step up my game. I need to give you guys a better chance to excel. That's why today, our photo caption contest picture features Barry and Torii in an All-Star moment that made many fans glance around uncomfortably and clear their throats, and made many others nod vigorously, point and mutter, "Uh-huh."

Caption on, Batlings.