This entry posted by Twayn, with a big assist from Jimmy Buffett.

Headin' down to start spring training
and the pre-season baseball show.
I've got my rally cap on
I think that this year the Twins
will start things off on a roll.
And honestly, I didn't know
that time could pass quite so slow.

Come Monday, it'll be all right.
Come Monday, the season’s in sight.
I spent all winter long
trying to rewrite this song,
and I just want you back on TV.

Yes, it's been quite a winter,
big awards and contracts to sign.
And now you're done with vacation,
it’s time to start playin’ again.
And I tell you, I miss baseball so,
That’s the reason I can’t wait to go.

Come Monday, it'll be all right.
Come Monday, the season’s in sight.
I spent all winter long
trying to rewrite this song
and I just want you back on TV.

I can't help it, funny,
the game’s such a part of me now.
Remember the night in September
When the playoffs were no cause for doubt?

I hope you're enjoying the scenery,
I know that it's pretty down there.
You can hit fungos on Tuesday,
with you I'd watch anywhere.
The offseason’s worn me quite thin,
I can't wait to see games again.

Come Monday, it'll be all right.
Come Monday, the season’s in sight.
I spent all winter long
trying to rewrite this song
and I just want you back on TV.

Okay, on to the unofficial Bat-girl.com 2007 Pre-Season Photo Caption Contest (that isn’t really a contest)™. First, big kudos for all of yesterday's entries, you guys rocked. Really, solid hits up and down the lineup. You battled your tails off, and that's what we like to see. With spring training nearly upon us, we're going to wrap up the uncontest with this photo from the dugout, and what must have been an interesting conversation between Sweetcheeks and the good Doctor.

Get after it, Batlings.