Nobody loves a good bench-clearing brawl more than Batgirl, and one's TiVo remote may have been worn out watching it again and again last night. But Batigrl isn't quite sure how the whole thing started: First A-Rod got hit, then he swore a heckuva lot, then Jason Varitek tried to subdue him, then, judging by this picture, the catcher tried to get something out of A-Rod's eye.

Chill, Dude, I'm only trying to help!