Ahhhhh.

With all love to Scootie, who pitched five very good innings and helped soothe the souls of anxiety-laden Twins fans everywhere, not to mention Sweetcheeks who took out his bum ankle frustrations on the baseball, this one goes to the good Doctor--who saw our offensive pain, wrote out a prescription, and hit that prescription all the way the hell out of the ballpark to give the Twins breathing room, not to mention got some payback, (which is, I'm told, a bitch) and that's why you, Mrneau, are the Boyfriend of the Day.

Goober/Doctor 22; Readers/The Field 22; Sooz/(Cuddy) 11; Batbaby/Torii 10; Batgirl/Chairman 7; Jeb/Lewwww 4.