All Batgirl wants is some offense. Is that really too much to ask? And by offense, I don't mean--oh, this guy gets a hit and that guy walks and then this guy hits into a double play. I know there's some confusion on this matter, but that's an o-FENSE, not OFF-ense. Sort of like MOR-neau vs. Mor-NEAU, in that one involves a lot more homers. And, what with all the rampant-double-play-hitting-into, what we needed, it seemed was a homer. Preferably with someone on base because we can't do that scoring thing twice in one game, apparently. And so, while his Boofness deserves lots of huzzahs and hosannahs, this BOD is going to one Mr. Rondell White, for reminding the Twins that scoring wins games. Let's hope they remember tomorrow. And that's why you, Rondell White, are the Boyfriend of the Day.
Readers/The Field 23; Goober/Doctor 22; Sooz/(Cuddy) 11; Batbaby/Torii 10; Batgirl/Chairman 7; Jeb/Lewwww 4.
Posted by Batgirl at September 4, 2006 02:32 PM