Batgirl is pleased to announce the SECOND ANNUAL TWINS HAIKU CONTEST. In this particular ANNUAL HAIKU CONTEST, we will be writing LIMERICKS. Please put your entries in the comments section below. For a discussion of the origins of the Limerick, please look here.

Here are a couple examples:

BIG COUNTRY There once was a Twin named Matty Who liked his snacks both salty and fatty Twas a bit hinky When he used two Twinkies To sandwich his hamburger patty.

ODE TO DOUGIE'S RANGE When the ball's hit to Koskie, he'll nab it. But he's developed an unusual habit; To Mienkiewicz he'll say "I'll throw it round your way-- And should you manage a short hop, you'll grab it."

In the spirit of family togetherness, we'd like to request that the limericks be kept reasonably clean. After all, no Twins' names rhyme with Nantucket.

THE CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. THANK YOU.