Well, a good game was had by all. The entire infield executed some Tenacious D, especially Cordel. Joe Mauer had two RBIs, Doug "He's So Hot Right Now" Mientkiewicz went 2 for 4 and Lew "Vote Lots" Ford was 3 for 4 and way cute.

But today was all about Rad Brad. He had a terrible start last week, the first in recent memory, but today he was all Rad; after hitting the first batter and then giving up a single, Radke retired the next 16 batters he faced. The four hits he gave up were all singles, he didn't walk a man, and he pitched a complete game—the Twins first of the season. And that, Brad Radke, makes you the Boyfriend of the Day

Field/Readers 13, Dougie/Goober 8, Corey/Jeb 7, Sooz/Shannon 6, Joe/Batgirl 5.