Hey, did you notice all the props Johan gave to Mauer at the end of the game? Really, maybe Mauer (And will somebody please come up with a nickname for this guy?) should be the Boyfriend of the Day. Really!

No?

Oh, all right. Yes, Johan Santana showed Joe Torre what an All-Star is, striking out 13 (tied for a career high), pitching a complete-game shut out, and generally being freaking incredible. If the pitching staff keeps this up, Batgirl won't even have to kidnap the Hawk!

Thirteen!

Field/Readers 14, Dougie/Goober 8, Corey/Jeb 7, Sooz/Shannon 6, Joe/Batgirl 5