I know there's been a long and storied (two game) tradition of giving the Boyfriend of the Day award to the fabulous starting pitcher, and sure Lohse was good, but pitching a complete-game shut out is so old school. Who hasn't?

Anyway, who was behind the plate calling all those awesome games, huh? And who went 4 for 5? (Besides Guzie). And who is Batgirl's official barely-legal boyfriend?

Joe Mauer, that's who.

(Somebody, give this man a nickname!)

Field/Readers 14, Dougie/Goober 8, Corey/Jeb 7, Sooz/Shannon 6, Joe/Batgirl 6