Batgirl was just reviewing the box score in the bottom of the tenth (so confident in Automatic Joe's automaticosity that she had no doubt the Twins would prevail) wondering who should be the Boyfriend of the Day. Hmmm…no boyfriends really asserted themselves, I think I'll probably give it to Torii, showing up all the booing bitchy fans with that nice homer, plus the RBI in the first.... Well, at this point Timo "The Art of the Deal" Perez launched a clear double to deep left center. The field was empty, the ball was coming down—and then Torii Hunter appeared. He just took off into the air, flying toward the ball like Harry Potter toward the golden snitch—but he didn't have a broomstick. Oh, it was beautiful, dare I say poetic? And that, Torii Hunter, combined with two RBI's, makes you the Boyfriend of the Day.

Field/Readers 15, Corey/Jeb 10, Dougie/Goober 8, Sooz/Shannon 7, Joe/Batgirl 6.